33 Times Koalas Proved They're Actually Stoners

    They're cute, cuddly and high AF.

    1. The stoner who only ever wants to chill on the couch and watch Family Guy.

    2. The stoner whose massive bong hits are the stuff of legend.

    3. The 35-year-old stoner always hanging out with 20-year-old stoners.

    4. The weed snob.

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    "I prefer to smoke organic cannabis indica. It has less THC and more CBD, giving you a whole body high."

    5. The stoner who looks normal but is actually high AF.

    6. Your best friend's annoying little stoner brother.

    7. The stoner who got baked just before their international flight and is so regretting it right now.

    8. The stoners who go to a social event and feel really anxious and out of place.

    'Coala session' before the start of the #G20Brisbane

    9. The stoner who meets a big celebrity and looks baked AF in the photo.

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    10. The high-functioning stoner on the way to their office job.

    11. The vape enthusiast.

    12. The stoner who gets mind-blowing revelations whenever they're high.

    13. And their bestie who says "Whoa."

    14. The stoner who drives while they're high "but really slow, so it's fine."

    15. The stoner who wants to go to the club when everyone else wants to stay home and watch YouTube videos.

    16. The stoner who likes to post selfies on Insta whenever they blaze.

    17. The stoner who names their home-made bong.

    18. The stoner who's running away from personal demons.

    19. The stoner couple.

    20. The stoner who got busted by the drug dogs while bringing a quart over to your house.

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    21. The stoner who just wants to bliss out and listen to Sufjan Stevens.

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    22. The stoner who eats all the chips and salsa.

    23. The stoner who makes bucket bongs.

    24. The stoner who always greens out. Every. Damn. Time.

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    "I'm just ... I'm going to need half an hour."

    25. The stoner who definitely needs to start cutting down.

    26. The medicinal marijuana user.

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    27. The Baby Boomer stoner who likes to reminisce about how much more mellow the weed was in 1975.

    28. The stoner who forgets WTF they are doing in the middle of a task.

    29. The surfie stoner.

    This koala enjoys gum leaves and long walks on the beach at Shoal Bay. Our Fan Photo of the Week by Lisa Elvy!

    30. The stoner with lots of cool, creative projects they plan to do ... once they've sorted their shit out.

    31. The stoner who only ever wants to go to sleep after they toke.

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    32. The stoner who thinks everything is too fucking funny.

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    "The poop emoji! Lololololololol!"

    33. And the non-stoner whose friends are all stoners.

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    Also known as the passive stoner.