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LGBT Sandwich
Lettuce, Gherkin, Bacon and Tomato – It's the thinking man's BLT
Chip & Pin™
A portable ATM service that you can order to your door. Also sells chips
(Okay, this one's all in the name. Like Speed 2: Cruise Control)
Nam – The Student Night Out
Hungover freshers starting their stories with "Back in Nam" – a magnificently, terrible way to infuriate veterans
Blue Tooth
Wireless technology. FROM YOUR MOUTH
Decapitaliser Button
BecaUse thEre's No waY gOing bAck onCe you'Ve Done tHis
Labelled Jelly Beans
Why risk it?
Adult Velcro
Because manually tying shoe laces is a backtrack for the human race.
Also, non-ironic dungarees
Motivational Magic-8 Balls
When 'Ask Me Again Later' doesn't quite cut it
Toaster Knives
Because fishing that bit of malt loaf out of the toaster isn't worth your life
Chicken Fried Rice
Just because.
Who says a chicken can't fry rice?
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