But she's so unattractive! Nice ass and all but watch Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, her face could stop a clock!

Cheap imitators of old school AD&D… all hail Gary Gygax! (R.I.P)

I wanna make a half-elf baby with her.

You know, this brings up a problem I always have with a lot of fantasy. What the bloody hell is going on with the clothes and so-called armor? She's an assassin, either go with light armor for some defensive properties, or go with normal clothing so you can blend in and have as much mobility as possible. What's the point of wearing leather armor when your heart and lungs are completely exposed? I understand the wish fulfillment and whatnot, and I wouldn't mind nonsensical armor and clothes sometimes. But I'd rather it be the exception and not the norm, as it seems to be. Or maybe it's just me and I'm looking in all the wrong places.

Wanna see my MacGuffin?