january 2… when everyone is likely still hungover, or at the very least still committed to their resolution not to drink/spend money/go out to dinner/etc as much as last year.

Fuck you all. My birthday is the day after Valentine's day and I've gotten Birthday cards that are Valentine's cards with “Valentine” crossed out and replaced with “Birthday”. It would probably suck even more if I had just been born a few hours earlier.

it's true…being today is my birthday.

Now with data to back it up

Everyone should just avoid having sex in March.

FMB-Fuck My Birthday

December 29th. It's extra forgotten because it's smack in the vague hazy days between Christmas and New Year's.

My birthday is on December 23rd, but I just tell everyone it's on November 5th because I got tired of being overshadowed by the holiday season. You guys, it totally worked!

this makes no sense. People don't Google 'birthday' before they visit one. Correlation =/= Causality

my mom's birthday is on Christmas Eve…she doesn't hear the whole “can I lump both your presents together” thing, people just do it…

Mine's January 8th. 2 weeks exactly after Christmas. It's close enough that it sort of sucks sometimes, but not too bad.

@jessicaaubreyj: yes those must be the worst dates but I'd like to suggest Jan 1 and 2 could be lumped in there too…Jan 1 and 2 people are just burned out from the holidays

I'M THE REASON FOR THE GODDAMN SEASON. ME.

Try birthdays suck even more for people who have them Christmas eve, Christmas, or in my case the day after

It's true. FML

As a person who has a December Birthday. I approve of this.