Chris Menning received a Hurricane Irene Award on Aug 26 for their post about Hurricane Irene. They would be here to accept this Award in person, but they're staked out at their local Walmart right now, stockpiling canned goods and toilet paper and, like, maybe a shotgun or two. There may be looting!
Chris Menning has received a Shark Week Award on Aug 03 because they made a post about sharks. During Shark Week! So, not just a post about sharks - which is already pretty much the best kind of post - but a topical post about sharks. Hell yes. Sharks bring out the best in people.
Chris Menning received a Rock You Like A Hurricane Award on Aug 26, because they're a fan of posts about Hurricane Irene. Haha, look at this thing. It has a picture of the dude from Scorpion rocking out, and he's presumably all, " ... Rock you like a hurricane!!!!" LOL, hurricanes.
Chris Menning received an Occupy Wall Street badge on Oct 07 for their post about Occupy Wall Street. Who could ever have imagined that there would be such a strong backlash against the corporate fat cats who have been cheating us and stealing all our money? Crazy stuff.
Chris Menning received a Halloween badge on Oct 27 for their post about Halloween and their unwitting contribution to a blasphemous glorification of the occult that has sent this country careening into a demonic abyss from which it will never return. Hooray for Halloween!!!