You would. (via)
I feel like this is a trick question.
Oh, we’re flat-out lying now, are we? (via)
That’s right. It’s not butter. And frankly, I don’t like your attitude. (via)
Not sure if this is amazing or infuriating. (via)
But then I was all, “you’re right. It’s so not! Crazy, right?” (via)
I mean, have you had butter? (via)
Totally ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels. (via)