• 1.

    You would. (via)

  • 2.

    I feel like this is a trick question.
    (via)

  • 3.

    Oh, we’re flat-out lying now, are we? (via)

  • 4.

    That’s right. It’s not butter. And frankly, I don’t like your attitude. (via)

  • 5.

    Not sure if this is amazing or infuriating. (via)

  • 6.

    But then I was all, “you’re right. It’s so not! Crazy, right?” (via)

  • 7.

    I mean, have you had butter? (via)

  • 8.

    Totally ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels. (via)