Seen here, a group of children is groomed to “rock” using something called a “rock climbing wall.”
Source. No one can be certain where the practice of climbing trees began, but its prevalence around the world is a disturbing sign of childhood lost.
Source. Although slightly less dangerous than Rocking or Treeing, kiting allows the user to “get high” vicariously through a form of wind-summoning witchcraft.
Source. Even more extreme than Kiting is Planing. Planers utilize tiny radio controlled aircrafts to get high. Fans of Planing have been known to say “Planing is like Kiting ON STEROIDS.”
Source. Some parents are encouraging children as young as 1 year old to “grow” using psychedelically large rulers like something out of Alice In Wonderland. According to sources within Flinstone’s Vitamins, over 10 million kids are already addicted to growing.
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