Buzz·Posted on Sep 25, 201513 Burning Questions For Ketchup LoversWe need to sit down and catch up.by Chris GeraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail For the all the people who love / enjoy / consume ketchup, I have a handful of burning questions for you. *takes deep, confident breath* Let's get started shall we? 1. Is all of ketchup a joke? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Do you seriously enjoy red paste? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Do you think that's what a tomato tastes like? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Have you EVER had enough ketchup? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. How many articles of clothing have you ruined? View this post on You're flirting with danger any time light clothing is present. Those stains are NOT to be trifled with. 6. Why do you hate the fact that I don't like ketchup? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Doesn't the smell stick with you? View this post on The aroma of tomato-cake-icing is forever ingrained into your skin. 8. Is assaulting the bottle necessary? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Did you forget about the watery pre-ketchup? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Why is getting "more packets" such a confrontation? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. What's wrong with other condiments? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Wasn't green ketchup a thing? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Am I doing something wrong? View this post on I've tried to understand but I will never be #teamketchup. Ketchup sucks.