The fact that Dave Franco and Andrew Garfield are respectively 27 and 28 is making their Dawson Casting seem so much creepier…

So basically, I hate Advice Dog, since the little multicolored bastard started EVERYTHING.

While I get a good, healthy chuckle from Philosoraptor and a good, less-healthy chuckle from Courage/Insanity Wolf, I’m tired of Advice Animals. If they were to cease to exist tomorrow, I wouldn’t shred a tear. I guess oversaturation has that effect on people. Maybe it’s a sign that I should spend less time on the internet…

Cruel. Cruelcruelcruel.

Bet he can’t do it again!

Why do the special effects look only marginally better than the original Spider-Man?

I really like Skrillex, but I found these comments amazing. FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES

I can’t wait for the inevitable ‘Tarjay’ response video.

BOOM! BREADSHOT!

Gotta love #19. The zoogoers be damned!

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

The mighty eagle was going to be at the top of this list, but that might have made it explode. But yeah, SCREW the green bird. Although the yellow bird is intensely infuriating if your device/ game is experiencing lag.

I love Lady Gaga, but ‘Born This Way’ is probably the most generic thing she’s EVER done. You could overlay Chopin’s Nocturne or the score from Terms of Endearment and I’m sure you’d find similarities.

Cee-Lo Green wins at everything. Forever.

Seeing as Will Smith has done approximately 127.3 movies involving either aliens or robots, I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga is pretty standard fare for the family.

Is it considered animal cruelty if you subject your dog to a cold-hearted, genocidal alien?

Proof that Katy Perry doesn’t need Photoshop to look hot. Just makeup. OH GOD DOES SHE NEED THE MAKEUP.

She’s flat-chested, but I’m still full-chub.

One woman, no shame.