They all jumped the shark the second Ashton touched them.

Things that are passe?

They all got old really, really fast?

Both are things that have sat on Ashton's head.

I figured it out!!! He uses them all as holes to put stuff in.

He constantly diddles around with each one?

Ashton dry humped each one? Twice?

All things Ashton's been in.

ashton kutcher

things that got popular again after ashton kutcher started doing them

things Ashton has done.

Ashton kutcher ruined them?

Ashton's been IN all of em….

something a little harder next time?

Ashton is personally responsible for wearing them out.

What are things that I have no interest in?

They all are old concepts with new stuff shoved into them