BuzzFeed - Chris Johanesen http://buzzfeed.com/chris BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:43:21 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) I was almost going to vote 'old' because I... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=i-was-almost-going-to-vote-old-because-i-4yxt-b&c=7YUHV7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fi-was-almost-going-to-vote-old-because-i-4yxt-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fi-was-almost-going-to-vote-old-because-i-4yxt-b%2F

I was almost going to vote 'old' because I thought it was this classic vid, but I guess this kind of thing happens all the time.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/i-was-almost-going-to-vote-old-because-i-4yxt-b Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:28:03 -0500 Also, here's a shot of the new... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=also-heres-a-shot-of-the-new-4tpc-b&c=7XSOD7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Falso-heres-a-shot-of-the-new-4tpc-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Falso-heres-a-shot-of-the-new-4tpc-b%2F

Also, here's a shot of the new van.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/also-heres-a-shot-of-the-new-4tpc-b Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:21:35 -0400 Our long national nightmere is over. Stop putting... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=our-long-national-nightmere-is-over-stop-putting-4oed-b&c=7WRFV7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Four-long-national-nightmere-is-over-stop-putting-4oed-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Four-long-national-nightmere-is-over-stop-putting-4oed-b%2F

Our long national nightmere is over. Stop putting retards on TV!!! Seriously, it was funny the first couple of times but now it's a cancer that is rotting the very core of humanity. It's time to amputate pop culture.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/our-long-national-nightmere-is-over-stop-putting-4oed-b Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:40:10 -0400 No suprise here. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=no-suprise-here-4kxl-b&c=7W49B7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fno-suprise-here-4kxl-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fno-suprise-here-4kxl-b%2F

No suprise here.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/no-suprise-here-4kxl-b Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:04:05 -0400 At least the still have their pizza. Oh wait,... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=at-least-the-still-have-their-pizza-oh-wait-4h0i-b&c=7VBX27&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fat-least-the-still-have-their-pizza-oh-wait-4h0i-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fat-least-the-still-have-their-pizza-oh-wait-4h0i-b%2F

At least the still have their pizza. Oh wait, that's not pizza at all. Screw them I say!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/at-least-the-still-have-their-pizza-oh-wait-4h0i-b Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:22:54 -0400 You forgot the last one. Talk about getting kicked... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=you-forgot-the-last-one-talk-about-getting-kicked-4fg9-b&c=7V08H7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fyou-forgot-the-last-one-talk-about-getting-kicked-4fg9-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fyou-forgot-the-last-one-talk-about-getting-kicked-4fg9-b%2F

You forgot the last one. Talk about getting kicked while your down.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/you-forgot-the-last-one-talk-about-getting-kicked-4fg9-b Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:52:48 -0400 ok… so I'm a week late on this, but it... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=ok-so-im-a-week-late-on-this-but-it-4c2h-b&c=7UX007&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fok-so-im-a-week-late-on-this-but-it-4c2h-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fok-so-im-a-week-late-on-this-but-it-4c2h-b%2F

ok… so I'm a week late on this, but it had to be done, no?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/ok-so-im-a-week-late-on-this-but-it-4c2h-b Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:56:20 -0400 Jack's Emotional Sweatshirt http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=scott&buzz=jacks-emotional-sweatshirt&c=7UIOJ7&u=7B37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fscott%2Fjacks-emotional-sweatshirt%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fscott%2Fjacks-emotional-sweatshirt%2F

Jack models the Happy/Sad Reversible Sweatshirt for us. Don't worry, video to come soon. Thanks to all the generous donors who made this possible .

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/scott/jacks-emotional-sweatshirt Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:42:55 -0400 Amen my brother! American bears have no problem... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=amen-my-brother-american-bears-have-no-problem-4bjv-b&c=7U8XR7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Famen-my-brother-american-bears-have-no-problem-4bjv-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Famen-my-brother-american-bears-have-no-problem-4bjv-b%2F

Amen my brother! American bears have no problem f*cking and killing all kinds of shit. Why should we keep supporting those lazy chinese bears with our foreign aid dollars? We should send a bunch of grizzlies over there to teach 'em what's what.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/amen-my-brother-american-bears-have-no-problem-4bjv-b Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:06:05 -0400 Hobo Phone Sex http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=hobo-phone-sex&c=7U7MP7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fhobo-phone-sex%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fhobo-phone-sex%2F

Feeling lonely? There are plenty of sexy hobos who are waiting for you to call. Don't be shy.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/hobo-phone-sex Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:44:17 -0400 Amazing Flickr Gallery with lots more photos. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=amazing-flickr-gallery-with-lots-more-photos-4bc5-b&c=7U7FW7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Famazing-flickr-gallery-with-lots-more-photos-4bc5-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Famazing-flickr-gallery-with-lots-more-photos-4bc5-b%2F

Amazing Flickr Gallery with lots more photos.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/amazing-flickr-gallery-with-lots-more-photos-4bc5-b Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:57:17 -0400 Watch as dust storm blocks out the sun. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=watch-as-dust-storm-blocks-out-the-sun-4bc5-b&c=7U7FI7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fwatch-as-dust-storm-blocks-out-the-sun-4bc5-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fwatch-as-dust-storm-blocks-out-the-sun-4bc5-b%2F

Watch as dust storm blocks out the sun.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/watch-as-dust-storm-blocks-out-the-sun-4bc5-b Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:56:55 -0400 This reminds me of Duma, my favorite movie ever... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=this-reminds-me-of-duma-my-favorite-movie-ever-420n-b&c=7SE687&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fthis-reminds-me-of-duma-my-favorite-movie-ever-420n-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fthis-reminds-me-of-duma-my-favorite-movie-ever-420n-b%2F

This reminds me of Duma , my favorite movie ever about cheetahs riding in motorized vehicles. Seriously, it's awesome.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/this-reminds-me-of-duma-my-favorite-movie-ever-420n-b Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:27:41 -0400 Isn't this basically what a Popeye's biscuit is? http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=isnt-this-the-same-as-a-popeyes-3zia-b&c=7RWSI7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fisnt-this-the-same-as-a-popeyes-3zia-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fisnt-this-the-same-as-a-popeyes-3zia-b%2F

Isn't this basically what a Popeye's biscuit is?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/isnt-this-the-same-as-a-popeyes-3zia-b Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:08:32 -0400 Google's Operating System Screenshot http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=bryane&buzz=googles-operating-system-screenshot-e48&c=7RTOP7&u=72R6L7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbryane%2Fgoogles-operating-system-screenshot-e48%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbryane%2Fgoogles-operating-system-screenshot-e48%2F

This could be fake, but here's possible desktop views of Google's new ChromeOS. [ Editor's note: in other news, WTF WHY IS GMAIL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! I'm currently pulling my eyelashes out one by one until this resolves itself. ]

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The Best Links:

  1. Via Techcrunch - See More Screenshots
  2. Google Chrome OS
]]> http://buzzfeed.com/bryane/googles-operating-system-screenshot-e48 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:22:12 -0400 New Feature! Viral Reactions!!! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=new-feature-viral-reactions&c=7R5WD7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fnew-feature-viral-reactions%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fnew-feature-viral-reactions%2F

We're adding entries to the reaction stream for a post when we detect that it's going viral and taking off online! Now, incoming links, tweets, searches, and other viral activity will be mixed in with your contributions, hearts and LOLs, so you can see when and how a post is taking off on Facebook, Twitter, and blogs. We're super excited about this new feature and would love to hear what you think! Check it out and let us know!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/new-feature-viral-reactions Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:27:38 -0400 From the same thread on b3ta. This is... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=from-the-same-thread-on-b3ta-this-is-3scs-b&c=7QJXY7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Ffrom-the-same-thread-on-b3ta-this-is-3scs-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Ffrom-the-same-thread-on-b3ta-this-is-3scs-b%2F

From the same thread on b3ta. This is terrible—I am so offended by this.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/from-the-same-thread-on-b3ta-this-is-3scs-b Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:55:37 -0400 Just another Saturday night. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=just-another-saturday-night-3our-b&c=7PU107&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fjust-another-saturday-night-3our-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fjust-another-saturday-night-3our-b%2F

Just another Saturday night.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/just-another-saturday-night-3our-b Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:52:17 -0400 This is exactly what I looked like in 1962. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=this-is-exactly-what-i-looked-like-in-1962-3fip-b&c=7O1FN7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fthis-is-exactly-what-i-looked-like-in-1962-3fip-b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fthis-is-exactly-what-i-looked-like-in-1962-3fip-b%2F

This is exactly what I looked like in 1962.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/this-is-exactly-what-i-looked-like-in-1962-3fip-b Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:00:43 -0400 Cat in a Goldfish Bowl http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chris&buzz=cat-in-a-goldfish-bowl&c=7NTVM7&u=71Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fcat-in-a-goldfish-bowl%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchris%2Fcat-in-a-goldfish-bowl%2F

And you thought cats were smart. This can't end well.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chris/cat-in-a-goldfish-bowl Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:56:58 -0400