Manly tears were shed

As a guy who’s had 5 knee operations, that looks beyond painful…

Guy in the Bronco’s hoodie says two words, and yet comes off as the smartest student of them all. That is quite impressive.

Oh my god, my stomach hurts from this cuteness.

Ladyboners everywhere!

The evolution of a beergut, so glorious!

Man that Ramones one really got me. Tommy looks so alone…

Joe Patereno isn’t the victim.

Those are actually his slug stomachs that are his superpower, but not big ole WoW shoulderpads as they do look like.

I dunno bout you guys, but were else would you learn the morality and how just stoning non-virgins and unruly kids is, and of course, most important of all, enslaving the virgins of the people you committed genocide against is what Gawd wants? The Bible DUUUUHHH, check and mate, secular gay socialist leftwingers! < /s>

Goddamn gays and their perfectly sculpted abs and finely trimmed beards.

I understand where you’re coming from, but killing for food(albeit, usually in gross quantities)and simply for pleasure are two different things. One may find enjoyment in hunting and I’m o.k. with that if their using it for food. Otherwise, its just legal sadism and torture. Which is what this video is of. There is a thin line that is established when killing animals, and this crosses it.

What do you wanna make? You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! Pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell ‘em at the corner store! Sell ‘em at the five and dime!

As a 20 year old straight male, I fucking love you Jon Stewart

Johnny “Drama” Chase?