Response to 13 Songs That Were Better As Demo Recordings:
The album Nebraska was initially recorded as demos. When they tried to do it with the band in the studio it just didn’t have the soul or magic of the demos, so they released them as they were.
A damn fine decision to make.
*left, not leave, in that last paragraph. Whoops.
It is nearly impossible to get toiletries, snacks, and ibuprofen at the same place in Europe.
No it’s not. diet drinks are basically unheard of overseas.
No, they’re not Ice
If you’re buying a drink that is appropriate to drink with ice, you’ll be asked if you want it. The lack of a Netflix/Hulu
Ok, no Hulu, but we have Netflix and loads of other similar services. And you can get Hulu using a proxy. Driving a Car
We have cars, don’t worry. We even make some really good ones. Outlet Shopping
Yeah, we have that. 24-Hour Drive-Thru
That too. Using 3G overseas is crazy expensive
With your American carrier, yeah.
and Wi-Fi can be scarce.
No, it’s not Public bathrooms in Europe are sporadic at best, not to mention rarely free of charge.
Wrong. Peanut Butter
Surprise! We have it. Solo Cups
Why would you want a specific brand of disposable cup? We’ll let you have a real glass, don’t worry about it. When a French man tries to kiss you upon introduction, you’re like…
Well ok, you’re right about the French. Law & Order: SVU Marathons
As previously mentioned, Netflix is a thing here. Especially when indoors, it’s nice to dine without a cloud of cigarette smoke above your head.
At least in the UK it’s illegal to smoke in an indoor place of work. That means restaurants. And of all Asian food, for that matter.
Your immigrants brought their own food and so did ours. Have a curry or tagine or a thousand other things. Even your beloved Asian food. Football
Well ok, we all like our own sports. Oh no, I was wrong. Most of the world plays some hugely popular sports together and the USA sits with its back to the rest of us and won’t join in the fun. Why so insular, America? Live a little! American Candy Brands
See my comment about the cups. Try ours, different does not always equal bad. Even if you buy a European cell phone, it probably won’t work from country to country.
Most of us only live in one country. Swim Trunks
Dude, wear what you like. Especially on water, free refills are common in American food establishments but rarely found in European restaurants.
Yes, they are. American Holidays
What possible reason would we have for that? You don’t celebrate Bastille Day, do you? Ketchup. The majority of Europeans seem to prefer mayonnaise, even on French fries.
Having mayonnaise doesn’t mean we can’t have ketchup. It’s not a zero-sum game. Household Appliances such as dishwashers and dryers.
We have them. Separate Checks at Restaurants. Waiters there expect you to divide it up yourselves.
Did you ask? You can do that if you want. Pancakes. From crepes to frixuelos to palacinky, pancakes just aren’t the same abroad.
Is that a bad thing? They’ll still be waiting for you when you get home. Air-Conditioning
Yeah, we have that too. They’re probably unsanitary anyway, but walking everywhere sure can make you thirsty, and water fountains are rare in Europe, even in museums and monuments.
Ok, I’ll give you that one. Food Delivery. They never order pizza in Europe!
We have food delivered, don’t worry. Stores close early, and most don’t open at all on Sundays.
Seriously? Are you thinking of a different Europe? Bagels
They’re in the bread aisle. With the other bread. Has the writer of this… whatever it is… even leave the USA? Most of these ‘facts’ are demonstrably wrong.
The whole point of those boxes is to keep the cans together in the fridge. You just rip one end off along the perforations and every time you take one out the next one moves forward.
Most of those pictures are of rooks and ravens, not actual crows.
Response to 34 People Who Aren’t Getting Free IHOP Pancakes:
How is this even an article? You pulled some good journalism out of the bag back during the election; you’re not living up to it now.
Response to The Queen Photobombs The BBC:
Really, Buzzfeed? You can do better than this.
We don’t *need* to tip in bars because we actually pay people a living wage. When we do it’s because we’ve received great service.
Response to 12 Places You’d Never Believe Were In The U.K.:
So… Scottish highlands or the south west? Gotcha.
Response to Zynga’s Web Empire Is Basically Dead:
They had 520 employees? What were they all doing?
Response to Lingerie Football League Wants You To See This Clip Of Coach Sexually Threatening Player:
This is an actual thing? And he’s taking it seriously? Americans scare me sometimes.
Pure nightmare fuel.
Response to 23 Celebrities Who Are Too Cool To Be Under 21:
All of the British and Irish people on this list that are over 18 can drink. By the way.
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