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Posted on Sep 16, 2014

15 Things Every Klutz Knows To Be True

Put the red wine down. Now.

by Chooch

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15 Things Every Klutz Knows To Be True

1. White is your enemy

2. As are stairs

3. High-fives are always really awkward

4. You'll never win a Tough Mudder

5. You're not allowed to pour drinks

6. Especially red wine

7. Winter is your least favorite season

8. The top bunk just isn't your thing

9. Opening a kitchen cabinet can be dangerous

10. You will never sashay down the runway

11. You won't make the cheer squad

12. Or the ski club

13. In fact, don't even try contact sports

14. Singing AND Dancing? Yeah, right

15. But for every klutzy move ...

Just know ...

You're not alone

15 Things Every Klutz Knows To Be True

1. White is your enemy

2. As are stairs

3. High-fives are always really awkward

4. You'll never win a Tough Mudder

5. You're not allowed to pour drinks

6. Especially red wine

7. Winter is your least favorite season

8. The top bunk just isn't your thing

9. Opening a kitchen cabinet can be dangerous

10. You will never sashay down the runway

11. You won't make the cheer squad

12. Or the ski club

13. In fact, don't even try contact sports

14. Singing AND Dancing? Yeah, right

15. But for every klutzy move ...

Just know ...

You're not alone

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