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Earn ~$7 An Hour To Test Your "Luring Skills"
Notes: Please ignore all matches that are not form [sic] California. Please delete any matches that are overweight. Hmmm. Not sure if I'm filled with pity or hatred. Freelance writing sucks, people.
Breaking: Patient Zero Of The Zombie Apocalypse Identified
Rack 'em up, people! According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.
Alt-Art From The Gibbering Bowels Of 4chan
Probably NSFW. I can't guarantee that you haven't seen a few of these before. Since I found them on /b/, however, I can guarantee healthy amounts of misogynistic nihilism tempered by unexpected moments of sincerity. I have no idea who the artists are (hey there tineye).
Summer Meme Watch: The Courteous Rapist
"Harry Potter and the Genteel Rapeshack." Um, thanks /b/ (obviously). Make your own here?
Sean Connery @Steve Jobs: "I Do Not Sell My Soul for Apple...I'm F*cking JAMES BOND!"
"I have no interest in 'changing the world' as you suggest." MFW
21st Century Masturbation: This is How Skynet Wins
Forever alone, defined.
Organizing a Bar Mitzvah? Call the SS Mobile DJ Service
Stay classy, Bismarck.
Pocket-Sized Triforce
Fact: Most everyone's carrying around the protection of the Triforce.
Infinity, Defined.
MST3K meets those old bastards from the muppets that I hated as a kid. Whose f*cktarded idea were they? I hated those assholes in 1986 and I hate them now. Suck my Trash Heap, old dudes.
So You Forgot to Take Your Thorazine? Assemble a F*cking Model!
This does not end well. Lolz.
Fact: It's Tough Being a Man. Warn Your F*cking Face!
Death Pickle!
30 Things I Found On 4chan: Moderately Offensive Version
**racism and pedophilia omitted (mostly). Also, c*ck-donuts. Some of these are kind of old. Deal with it. nsfw.
Inception Mindf*ck: Dicaprio Didn't Die in Titanic...
So awesome that I ignored the glaring spelling and grammatical errors. Almost.
4chan Meme-Faces, Born in '81 Edition
These are images from the 80s and early 90s. You've probably never heard of them.
How to Win at Craigslist, 4chan Edition
Why yes, trolls are, in fact, capable of virtue.
WWRJD? Probably Oppress the Poor in the Name of Profit.
And/or draw imaginary lines between "races" to justify his war-face. Thanks /b.
Fact: Rapture = Rape. Deal With It.
Rapture - "'act of carrying off,' from M.Fr. rapture, from M.L. raptura 'seizure, rape, kidnapping,' from L. raptus 'a carrying off' (see rapt). Originally of women and cognate with rape (v.). Sense of 'spiritual ecstasy' first recorded 1620s."
Obscure Willow Reference of the Day
Or not, depending on your age. I f*cking love you, Madmartigan.
This Absolute Best Remix of Britney Spear's "Till the World Ends" Brought to You by Salem (possibly NSFW)
Oh, you didn't know about Witch House? You're welcome.
An IPhone, a Friday Night, and Possibly the Best Free App Ever
So last Friday night I was at a baseball game, while my hetero-lifemate Doctor Trend was at our favorite pub. There's a barmaid with whom we are both rather enamored, but she has not waited on us whenever I have been there. He sat in her section, then proceeded to text me a variety of what were meant to be motivations for me to bail on the game. I didn't, but I did use Meme Generator's free iPhone app then sent his texts back to him. Hilarity, and this list, ensued. Sort of.