1.
This is what your nightmares look like.
2.
You own a specialized coffee apparatus that looks basically medical.
3.
You use more than six words to order your drink...
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...but at your local coffee shop, you don't have to say anything at all.
5.
You've been doing pour-over for years .
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You think it should be legal to punch people who say "expresso" square in the face.
7.
Somebody gets you a personalized cupping spoon every single birthday.
8.
You could watch this GIF all day.
9.
Commercial coffee chains are almost always the last option.
10.
You keep your own French press at your desk because it's better than all the other French presses.
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You tip your barista more than you tip your waiter.
12.
Milk? In coffee? You'd rather stab yourself in the eye with a stirrer.
13.
Yeah, you grind your own. Obvi.
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And when you're done, you confidently use pick-up lines like this:
15.
Instant coffee: just no.
