1. They’re Back!
Harrison Ford, A guy in a suit, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher.
2. Well, they’re back. The ‘big three’ will return, in some capacity, for the new Star Wars installment. Let’s update their character bios.
4. Han now spends his days spinning his lone earring. Resenting the fact that he married Carrie Fisher.
6. Leia, realizing she loves her brother more than Han, has turned to eating Antidepressants out of a dog bowl.
After losing his mind due to the incidents in the films- (losing his hand, kissing his sister, finding out his father is alive and, evil. Oh then watching his father die.) He disappeared. Resurfacing recently to voice ’ The Joker’ in Batman: Arkham Asylum an Arkham City.