1. On Instagram we are classy.
In real life we are fun.
2. On Instagram we all get along.
In real life we all get on each other's nerves.
3. On Instagram we take it easy.
In real life we go hard.*
4. On Instagram we have the whole bar to ourselves.
In real life we can't even get a seat to ourselves.
5. On Instagram we are fresh as daisies.
In real life we are fresh off work.
6. On Instagram our drinks are classy and perfect.
In real life our drinks taste better than they look.
7. On Instagram we are cool, calm, and filtered.
In real life we have no chill.
8. On Instagram we bond with our co-workers.
In real life we get a little too close to our co-workers.
9. On Instagram we're always trying new things.
In real life we stick with what we know.
10. On Instagram we make smart choices and head home early.
In real life we close out the bar.
