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Meet The Go Granny Girl
Danica Patrick, eat your heart out.
Meeting Bingo
Use this bingo board to get you through your next company meeting.
Ron Jeremy Has His Own Rum. Seriously.
It's aptly named Ron de Jeremy rum and according to the website, it "is an exceptionally well-balanced 7-year old premium rum made in Panama". Sounds interesting although I'm not so sure about drinking any liquids from Senor Jeremy.
Prank On Belgian Phone Company Call Center
This Belgian cell phone company is notorious for having horrible customer service. Watch them get a taste of their own medicine. Don't you wish you could do this to AT&T?
Brett Favre What Should I Do Parody
This Brett Favre parody which plays off Lebron's What Should I Do Nike commercial is awesome.
Malaysia Hates Hippies
Warning to hippie visitors courtesy of the Malaysian government.
Very Honest Yugo Craigslist Ad
This seller is completely honest when describing his Yugo that he's trying to sell on Craigslist.
India's Version of EHarmony?
Ladies, he's still available.
Windoro for Lazy Window Cleaners
From the makers of the Roomba, the Windoro will clean your windows for a full hour and a half on a single charge.
TV Hat from CES Will Surely Get You Beat Up
Plug in your iPhone to this TV hat and you'll be able to better watch your videos. It also has the added benefit of shielding you from all the pointing and laughing.
NFL Playoffs: Wives and Girlfriends Edition
With the arrival of the NFL playoffs, I decided to do some in-depth research via Player Wives to determine who would win the Superbowl if it was based on who's go the hottest significant others. Below are the lovely (and a few not-so-lovely) representatives from the playoff teams.
Fat Chick On Motorized Skateboard Meets Porsche
Uninsured fat chick on a motorized skateboard plows into a Porsche. Fat chick wins.