Marie Isabelle Johnson won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Nov 03 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!
Marie Isabelle Johnson earned the Trash Collector Award on Sep 09 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
Marie Isabelle Johnson earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jul 06 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
Marie Isabelle Johnson earned the Cute Spotter Award on May 25 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!