Sploosh: Why Pam Poovey Is The New It Girl

Archer's resident HR bad ass shows us ladies how to screw the gender norm while smoking a joint, drinking a liter of whiskey, and breaking someone's neck with your pinky. All in a day's work.

1. She Don't Give a F%&@

Pam does what she wants, where she wants, when she wants. Sure, her colleagues try to jab her for her pleasantly plump figure, but it's all coke off a drug lord's back for Pam. She celebrates and embraces her size. Haters gonna hate, gators gonna gate, taters gonna tate.

2. She's A Fighter. No Really, She Could Kill You.

She isn't even a field agent at ISIS-the spy agency around which Archer revolves, yet Pam's proven to be the toughest mothaclucka on the force time and time again. This is probably attributed to her cage fighting days that put her through college. The boys may have access to lethal weapons, but Pam has access to lethal fists.

3. She's A Sex Goddess

At the beginning of the series, there were plenty of jokes made about how you'd have to be dumb, blind, and deaf to want to get it on with our heroine in question. Well that stereotype was shattered completely when Sterling gets thoroughly trashed one night and takes our beloved Pam home. The result? We discover she's a dynamo beneath the sheets. Sploosh. And also, duh.

4. Her One-Liners

Pam is arguably the funniest gal at ISIS. Her dead-pan delivery of gems such as, "You're so hot for him, I could reheat this chili in your cooch. So how about it? Cooch chili?" have me doubled over week after week. She says whatever's on her filthy mind, and I gotta give a sister props for that. Mad props.