"OMG LOOK A LAND DOG!"
"Hello Land Dog, I am a Sea Dog! I always wanted to meet one of you!"
"Oh wow, your legs look different than mine. Did you know that?"
"I LOVE YOU LAND DOG, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"
Watch the whole video here:
View this video on YouTube
(Also, maybe don't touch seals when you see them in the wild?)