1. OMG I’M HERE! I’M HERE!
2. EVEN THE BUSES TO THE HOTELS FEEL LIKE RIDES.
3. Ah this is the most fun place ever.
4. WHERE DO I START???
5. Epcot? OKAY LET’S GO.
6. OMG FREE SODA.
7. OMG TOO MUCH FREE SODA.
8. All these countries in one place is way cuter than I thought.
9. I want all the foods.
10. I wish I had three stomachs.
11. This generic African country section is…uh…weirdly generic?
12. It’s only been a few hours, is it weird my feet already hurt?
13. Ok keep walking.
14. WHERE ARE THE CHURROS IN HERE??
15. I’m going to be walking off all the crap I’m putting in my body, right?
16. There is so much to do here!
17. I actually can’t believe how friendly everyone is.
18. I would not be this friendly if I had to work in this heat all day.
19. Just how do they do it?
20. Is it something in the water?
21. OMG IT’S MICKEY.
22. Be cool, be cool.
23. You are an adult, you are an adult.
24. OH SCREW THAT, THIS IS DISNEY WORLD.
25. Let’s go to the Animal Kingdom!
26. Thank god for air conditioned buses.
27. My feet hurt so badly.
28. OMG THIS IS PLACE IS AMAZING.
29. Oh man, this safari is so cool.
30. I like that the animals can walk around freely.
31. Where do they get all these animals?
32. How do they make sure the lions don’t mix with the elephants though?
33. IT IS SO HOT.
34. I shouldn’t have thrown out my water bottle.
35. THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE.
36. These new wristbands make me worried for the amount of money I’m spending.
37. Whatever, they are awesome and I love it.
38. Ow, my feet.
39. Why did I come so unprepared with my footwear?
40. I was warned.
41. Next time, I’ll wear tennis shoes.
42. I hate everyone that knew to do that.
43. JK, I love them, it’s Disney World.
44. They should sell tennis shoes for idiots like me.
45. I’m so tired.
46. AH THE YETI RIDE IS THE MOST FUN.
47. NO, THE DINO RIDE.
48. Oooh a gorilla!!!
49. BLIZZARD BEACH IS SO CUTE.
50. I LOVE WATERSLIDES
51. SO MANY STAIRS.
52. AH BEER, yes please.
53. YES, FINALLY MAGIC KINGDOM!
54. MAIN STREET IS SO BIG AND PRETTY!
55. AHH THE CASTLE IS SO COOL.
56. SPACE MOUNTAIN!
57. SPLASH MOUNTAIN!
58. THUNDER MOUNTAIN!
59. ALL THE RIDES!
60. ALL THE TREATS!
61. THE LIGHT PARADE!
62. There are so many people!
63. How do people do this with a family?
64. They must be exhausted.
65. Aw, kids as princesses are the best!
66. Am I too old for a costume?
67. This is the cutest place in the world.
68. This makes me unreasonably happy.
69. This whole place makes me unreasonably happy.
70. Oh yeah, I should drink water.
71. Damn it, why did I throw out my water bottle?
72. Seriously, everyone here is SO FRIENDLY.
73. TIME TO SLEEP FOR ANOTHER DAY OF FUN.
74. YES IT’S MORNING TIME, I’M READY FOR TYPHOON LAGOON.
75. AH, this is so great!
76. I love this so much!
77. This wave pool!
78. Is this gross?
79. A strawberry margarita? Don’t mind if I do.
80. Oooh Hollywood Studios is what California Adventure was SUPPOSED to be like.
81. YES! TOWER OF TERROR!
82. AEROSMITH RIDE.
83. Thank God for fast passes
84. MICKEY ICE CREAM.
85. DRIVE-IN MOVIE THEATER RESTAURANT?
86. Everything is so well thought out.
87. I’m so tired!
88. My feet hurt so much!
89. I don’t even care!
90. THIS IS REALLY THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE EVER.
91. When can I come back??