Look at this little guy giving himself a hug. Don't you want to get in on that?
Well, this journalist DOES get in on that without even asking.
But then the seal is like, "AW SHUCKS, I CAME ON TOO STRONG!"
And then another guy is like, "I GOTTA SAY HI TOO!" and the penguins look on in amazement.
And then they make a human sandwich and it is the most enviable thing that has ever happened to another human.
OMG LOOK AT THAT GLEEFUL SEAL! EVERYTHING IS GREAT IN THE WORLD!