This Cat Hates Unwanted Hugs As Much As You Do

    An inner monologue.

    "What, why is this happening to me?"

    "Oh god, the hug is lingering. Go to my happy place."

    "Why are you still hugging me while we are speaking? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS HELL?"

    "Ok, I can deal with this for a few more seconds."

    "I change my mind: I welcome the sweet relief of death's embrace more than ever right now."