It's downright unfair for Sloth to be a deadly sin when living like them scientifically leads to longer, healthier lives*.
*not proven but probably still true.
Here at BuzzFeed, we're protesting this centuries old slander!
We're petitioning to get sloths OFF the deadly sin list.
These are just some of the reasons Sloth needs to be placed in the "virtue" category immediately:
1. Sloths love and respect family above all else.
2. They always speak their mind in a thoughtful and deliberate manner.
3. They are great friends who will learn new dance moves just to make you smile, even if it makes them look like a fool.
4. They believe in maintaining a healthy diet:
5. They are loyal to old friends, through and through:
6. They are loving, supportive partners when they choose to pair up.
7. They are GREAT at keeping secrets.
8. They take their time on the journey, not consuming themselves with the thought of the destination.
9. They take a moment and ponder life's meaning every day.
10. And also take time to pamper themselves.
11. They are generous and kind.
12. Finally, they're cute as can be!
#NotAllSloths
