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21 Questions For Dogs

So many questions, not enough translators.

1. The sitting question:

2. The sad question:

3. The question that assumes there’s nothing there…

4. More sitting questions:

5. This huge question among many:

6. This obvious one:

Why does my dog only wanna be my friend when I have food

— tiaabell (@~ Tia Bell ~)

7. This rather rude question:

WHY DOES MY DOG SOUND LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES DEVOURING A CARCASS WHEN SHES CLEANING HER VAG? GROSS GO OUTSIDE PERV.

— jsteele3966 (@GINGER CHILD)

8. The question that should just be, “Am I annoying?”:

why does my dog hate me im just trying to be nice

— B00TYMEAT (@chola melissa)

9. This harsh question:

Why does my dog have to be so uglyyyyy

— t_richardsonn (@t-raww)

10. This judge-y questioning statement:

I'm not sure why my dog has 6000 nipples, but he does.

— nPhelendriqal (@Cruz!)

11. This person asked a good question but maybe shouldn’t be allowed near a dog:

Why does my grandmothers dog sneeze so much when she wakes up. I seriously just wanted to punch her.

— kaylabaynesxo (@kayla ❁)

12. This question born out of not understanding a COMPLIMENT:

Why does my dog always come near me to fart!!!

— msm4rsh (@Kym Marsh)

13. This question that’s really none of this human’s God damn business:

Why does my dog have human teeth

— SamanthaGarlin (@Samantha Garlin)

14. Because it is:

When someone rings the doorbell, why does my dog always assume it's for her?

— SwedishCanary (@Swedish Canary)

15. This one that’s really asking: is my dog a human in a dog suit?

why does my dog look like a laid back teenage surfer boy hanging out with buds @ the beach

— corgipasta (@Samantha)

16. This very good question:

Why do dogs love having their head out the window when you drive but will literally eat your face off if you blow in their face?

— h23wood (@Hunter Wood)

17. Also this:

why does my dog look like one of those big microphones

— wmypizza_ (@BART SIMPSON)

18. This Grinch question:

Why does my dog insist on sleeping underneath the Christmas tree

— _MattyyAllen (@Matty)

19. This fair question:

Why does the dog only eat MY things????

— IBexWeBex (@Bex Taylor-Klaus)

20. This question of how much dogs actually know:

Why does my dog look like he's trying to express his concern for my well being

— natalie_king156 (@Natalie King)

21. Finally, the question that has the most obvious of answers:

Why do dogs always like me so much more than humans do?

— Pit_Master (@The Pit)

Answer: Dogs are literally the best.

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