1. “Internal dispute? Just zip me up right here. Goodbye, world.”
3. “I made this hat so Joe could see me from the stage…now what?”
6. “Is it Danielle? Is she their Yoko? I trusted her.”
10. “Now I have to stay home and listen to DJ remixes of their songs instead. Help.”
12. “I feel like my whole life has just been one Disney-fueled lie.”
15. “If the JoBros break up, my heart will literally split in two.”
16. “I appreciate the monetary refund but they can never refund my heart.”
Here Are The Top Stories
- The family of Sandra Bland, who died in a Texas jail cell in July three days after she was detained during a traffic stop, filed a wrongful death lawsuit in federal court.
- Migrant deaths in the Mediterranean have exceeded 2,000, making 2015 the deadliest year for people trying to reach Europe, according to the International Organization for Migration.
- At least 24 homes have been lost and one firefighter killed as dozens of wildfires continue to ravage drought-stricken California.