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25 Pick-Up Lines You Should Never, Ever Use

Ever. Even if you’re a goat. posted on

1. “Hey girl…”

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2. “You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set this barn on fire.”

3. “Good thing I brought my library card because I am checking.you.out.”

4. “I’m a butt man and you got the goods.”

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5. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

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6. “I’m stuck in this hay bin just like I’m stuck on you.”

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7. “You’re so beautiful, I had to dilate my pupils to take it all in.”

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8. “You don’t remember me? Oh, that’s right. We’ve only met in my dreams.”

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9. “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”

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10. “Let me just cut to the chase: I takes what I likes and I likes what I sees.”

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11. “My buddy wants to know if you think I’m cute.”

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12. “I know goat milk does the body good but dang girl, how much have you been drinking?”

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13. “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

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14. “YOU ARE SO BEEEEAUTIFUL TO MEEEEEEEE.”

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15. “Come feel my coat. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

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16. “Here I am…

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17. …now what were your other two wishes?”

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18. “I would take you to a nice dinner but your sweet ass is filling me up.”

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19. “Hi, my name is Doug. That’s ‘god’ spelled backward with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.”

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20. “You’re like Costco on a Saturday and I want all the samples.”

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21. “I’d love for you to come to my place. My couch pulls out but I don’t.”

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22. “I’d like to raise your barn.”

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23. “Is that a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them.”

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24. “You’re my needle in the haystack, girl, ain’t no way I’m losing you again.”

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25. “Are you a lady in the day but a freak in the hay? Asking for a friend.”

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