This is Norman, the scraggly toothed hedgie of reddit user, brettjessie.
He loves his human, obviously...
...and they take EXCELLENT selfies together.
He also loves ridin' in shoes...
...and on skateboards.
Oh, and did I mention he's a fantastic sailor?
But not because he's not excellent at swimming because HE IS.
In fact, he's made some of his best friends floatin' around in some bubbles.
It all makes sense because he's a natural adventurer.
It's been said Beyonce's ***Flawless was written about him.
Norman is basically the American Dream in a teeny tiny hedgie body.
Thanks for your service, Norman! You've made us all better, cuter people.
BRB, GOTTA GO RECOVER FROM A MASSIVE HEART EXPLOSION.
