Macklemore Explains How To Hold A Cat

It's just as strange as you'd think.

Step 1: Find a cat.

Step 2: Pick up cat, nervously and carefully because the cat is queen.

Step 3: Recognize that the cat definitely hates you. Accept it.

Step 4. Pet cat while "shushing" to calm it. Know that you are really calming yourself.

Watch the full tutorial here:

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