1. Step 1: Find a cat.
2. Step 2: Pick up cat, nervously and carefully because the cat is queen.
3. Step 3: Recognize that the cat definitely hates you. Accept it.
4. Step 4. Pet cat while “shushing” to calm it. Know that you are really calming yourself.
5. Watch the full tutorial here:
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