This is Zahra, a 6-foot calf born at Chester Zoo just before Christmas.
She's a Rothschild giraffe, one of the most endangered giraffes in the world, so her birth was extremely exciting news.
Zahra, who joins eight other Rothschild giraffes, seems unfazed by the attention.
"Look at me, I'm majestic. Whatever."
"Yeah, I'm being cleaned, IDGAF."
"I see you, I just don't care to LOOK at you."
"Yeah, I read your play. It was 'interesting'."
"I simply don't deal in basic."