1.
"Another year passed and I STILL haven't mastered Spanish."
2.
"I AM TERRIFIED OF FIRE, CHERYL."
4.
"I literally hate everyone here."
5.
"WHY WOULD I SHARE TREATS ON MY BIRTHDAY?"
6.
"I want it, but I remember the blue poos from last year."
8.
"I've asked you 10 times, Kevin. Call me a MAN."
10.
"Every year, I remind you I can't read. And yet, here we are again."
11.
"Another year, another party for one. Thanks a lot."
12.
"Worst. Party. Ever."
13.
"Every time you throw me one of these things, I'm just reminded of the futility of existence."
14.
"Can I go to my room now?"
15.
"ANOTHER long pink toy? HOW ORIGINAL."
16.
"Another year older, another year wiser. 'Sup girl?"
"Wait really, what's happening??"
