1. "I honestly, truly, did not think Loren stood a chance."
2. "Don't tell my human, but I bet her. I'm going to miss her so much."
3. "I refuse to pay debt to a baby!"
4. "I didn't think this bet was legally binding."
5. "I bet my shoes and now I have nothing left."
6. "I bet the house, I bet the whole thing."
7. "Fuck."
8. "Mistakes? I've made a few."
9. "No more treats, I get no more treats for a year."
10. "Isn't there some kind of 'first time bet' pass on losing??"
11. "Look, howsabout instead of all the belly rubs I give up, I give you 1,000 kisses instead?"
12. "I'd rather not speak of the disappointing performance Brody put out."
13. "Please, stop gloating for two seconds."
14. "I somehow don't recall placing said bet..."
15. "Please, allow me to mourn my debts in peace."
16. "Oh, what did you say about 'debt owed'? I can't hear you through my cute."
17. "A perfect hiding spot is the way to avoid any bets gone wrong."
