1. "I just...heard your phone ring?"
2. "Hi, I thought you were going to the market... I... Bye."
3. "I promise I was going to put it all back..."
4. "Weren't you supposed to be gone until 3?"
5. "Sometimes a dog just wants to go down the stairs on a mattress pad."
6. "You came back for what lipstick?"
7. "Oh, glad you're back... We're out of steak."
8. "...hi."
9. "Heheh that smell is sage, not weed."
10. "Hi! Totally normal situation, nothing to see here."
11. "...what?"
12. "You may or may not want to check your shoe situation."
13. "Definitely wasn't looking at your search history."
14. "What dog? There's no dog in here."
15. "OK, I may have made a big mistake."
16. "It's not what it looks like!"
