Animals·Posted on Nov 26, 201321 Dogs Who Are Prepared For Black FridayIt's all fun and games until someone knocks you over for a discounted mini fridge.by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "I've researched all I intend to buy at this year's glorious Black Friday." 2. "The real challenge is getting my glutes in shape." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. "Bitches are always going to be getting in your way, gotta practice keeping focused on the task at hand no matter what." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. "Let's be real: even friends will turn against you and try and steal your jam." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. "Taking things out of anyone's hands is my number one skill. It is what I would enter 'The Hunger Games' with if it was real." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. "This IS the 'Hunger Games', mother fucker." 7. "I know how it looks but I'm stealing a wallet so I can figure out how to snag those dealzz." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "I've been practicing meditation so I remain calm in the madness." 9. "Repeat mantra: Stare at prize, win prize, give as gift later, win Christmas forever." 10. "Hey! Down here! I've been practicing my sneak attack since last year; impressive, right?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. "It is literally a dog-eat-dog world come Black Friday and if you want that sled, you gotta grab it." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. "Someone takes that last on-sale waffle maker? Fucking take it for yourself, that's all I know." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. "Oh don't judge me for stealing from a baby. Those kinds of 'morals' during Black Friday are reserved for the weak, THE WEAK, I SAY." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. "Last year, I forgot to go and THIS is what I was stuck wearing for a year. THE HORROR." 15. "Carpool sitch? Got that shit figured out months ago. Piece of advice: only allow the people you trust." View this photo on Instagram 16. "Beginning of the summer, I could only pick up one ball at a time. With training, I'm up to three. I GOT THIS." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. "I know I don't need another toaster oven, but who am I to refuse the deal?" 18. "Practice reaching, practice concentration so I don't have to practice defeat." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. "I KNOW THIS IS A MAIN SYMPTOM OF MY FOMO AND I STILL CAN'T RESIST!!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. "Last year, I got so overwhelmed, I let everyone run around me. I actually don't know if I can do this again next year." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. "We just found out Black Friday starts Thanksgiving Day so we're sticking with the more important thing we've prepared for."