1. "Can a girl just get some water around here??"
2. "I'm just trying to do my frickin' job and it's like no one respects me."
3. "Can't I have ONE moment without a ghost to enjoy my plastic bag?"
4. "Can't a guy work on his fitness in peace?"
5. "Hey! Hi! Can someone wash me over here??"
6. "Another audition, another rejection."
7. "I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now."
8. "JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH CATS DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER."
9. "Keep it down! I'm trying to take a nap here!"
10. "Just want to read...before...bed..ugh."
11. "I TRY to be nice to the dog and look what happens."
12. "I JUST wanted to go outside and enjoy the fresh air!"
13. "'Get some more probiotics in your diet,' they said, 'It'll be easy!'"
14. "I'm just trying to eat healthier, okay??"
15. "Stop trying to make me dance and let me back in, Derrick!"
16. "Will someone please just help me scratch this??"
17. "Being an EMT is really hard, okay??"
18. "Last time I try and be all cute."
19. "JUST. TRYING. TO. LIVE. MY. BEST. SUMMER. HERE."
20. "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL."
21. "Help?"
