1. This guy who couldn’t catch the damn fly, despite practicing all of 2012.
2. This cat who thought napping in the kitchen would be both convenient and safe.
3. This genius who figured out how to amuse himself when the cable went out just to learn the limits of his abilities.
4. This aspiring pilot whose dreams were crushed ‘cause of this helicopter incident.
5. This cat who will never live down getting that close to his naked mom.
6. This cat who will never try to be trendy again.
7. This cat who regrets telling a boy she was adventurous to impress him.
9. This cat who got fired from her administrative job because she was terrified of Post-its.
10. This kitten who discovered “leap and the net shall appear” was not advice to be taken literally.
11. This cat who finally decided to stand up for herself and failed miserably.
13. This cat who will never again write “try new things” on her New Year’s resolution list.
15. This cat who really hurt his tummy because of your stupid dare.
16. This cat who couldn’t reach her balloon and had the worst birthday to date.
17. This cat who hasn’t tried to drink anything since this incident and is currently dangerously dehydrated.
19. This girl who spent the entire year trying to impress everyone with her stupid fucking party tricks.
20. This kitten who had a fight with a fan and lost miserably.
21. This guy whose metabolism slowed this year without warning.
22. This cat who was sick and tired of telling people he was a fisherman but never fishing. Now he doesn’t say anything.
24. This cat who spent all of 2013 scooting around in his jar like this.
I guess he’s adaptable.
25. This gal who doesn’t know what the fuck you’re looking at.
26. Despite extensive therapy, this cat who has yet to get over his fear of aluminum foil.
27. This cat who took a cold hard look at herself in the mirror this year and did not like what she saw.
29. This kitten who found out she was not nearly as brave as she once thought.
30. This cat who had to quit catnip after this incident.
She was OK, don’t worry!