1.
"If it's not in the bowl, how do I eat it??"
2.
"I'm supposed to do what now??"
3.
"Alright, alright, here's the water."
4.
"What the heck is this thing??"
5.
"'Jump in the bath,' they said. 'It'll be fun without water,' they promised."
6.
"Hello? I'm...uh...no, totally fine. Totally fine, guys."
7.
"NOTHING IS THERE AND THAT'S SCARIEST OF ALL."
8.
"Oh, damn it, damn all of it."
9.
"This is the last time I'm putting on a bra."
10.
"GET OUT OF HERE, INTRUDER!"
11.
"Is this how to eat good?"
12.
"WHO THE HECK ARE THESE MANIACS??"
13.
"And claw! And claw! And claw! Nailed it."
14.
"NO BELL GETS PAST ME."
15.
"OH HELL NO. ROOKIE MISTAKE, SAMSON. ROOKIE."
16.
"Just cause I got 'stuck in a sock' doesn't mean I'm going to not try to cat today."
19.
"I read in the cat manual how to deal with the half yellow orb but this...this can't be right."
21.
"Uhgggggg, I give up."