2. This dog who just wanted to slide like the rest of the kids.
9. This pup who ate a bee and, while he was eventually physically OK, his pride remains wounded.
11. This guy who was once again defeated by his fear of Julia Roberts.
Me too, dog. Me too.
13. This dog who embarrassed himself by not being able to do the things a dog of his size should.
16. This guy who just wanted to help with dishes.
**But will never be asked to help again so really, this might be a win.**
17. This gal whose indecisiveness made it impossible for her to achieve any sort of happiness.
21. This terrified dachshund who was unprepared for all the farts she’d smell if she hid in the covers.
22. This girl who thinks this is your fault for picking such an ugly door in the first place.
23. This pug who failed to make friends and this shibe who failed to be nice to the new kid.
25. This marital spat.
27. Rosie, who let society’s pressures get to her.
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