12. “Dear god, if I could just fart, I would feel at least 50% better.”
13. “Don’t look at me, I’m hideous.”
14. “I can’t even fit into my favorite box anymore, OK?? THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME.”
- Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders clashed on immigration, Obama, and Kissinger (!) in Thursday's Democratic debate. We have a recap for you 🇺🇸
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