5. The Ring Finger
4. The Pinky Finger
Reason: OK, the pinky is cute and all but it's so effin' pretentious and impractical. Like, come ON, Pinky, are you THAT desparate for attention??
They are all wonderful pupils but only one can be King of the Hand.
Reason: OK, the pinky is cute and all but it's so effin' pretentious and impractical. Like, come ON, Pinky, are you THAT desparate for attention??
Reason: WOW talk about JUDGMENTAL. Didn't your mother tell ya not to point? It's higher on the list 'cause sometimes pointing is useful like, "HEY, LOOK AT THAT SPACE SHIP."
Reason: Umm, you can say a lot with this one finger. Use it sparingly, obviously, but MAN THAT POWER.
Reason: Giving a thumbs up feels GOOD. Also you really need that thumb to pick stuff up. Thumbs are the best, hands down.