3. You’re only as fabulous as you think you are so amp up that self-esteem.
4. It’s OK to get a little too drunk, as long as you save your fall gracefully.
6. A comfortable place to sleep is a must for a productive day.
11. Sometimes a slight change in perspective can make the whole world seem better.
13. Always cooperate with the police.
16. Keep your doctor appointments; you will thank yourself later.
17. Take your time. It’s about the journey not the destination.*
*This is actually a GIF, this sloth just believes in taking his damn time.
18. Fuck the internet. If you need to talk to someone, talk to them face-to-face.
20. Get some snacks and appreciate the universe once in a while.
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports. The Taliban has not responded to the reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️