3. You’re only as fabulous as you think you are so amp up that self-esteem.
4. It’s OK to get a little too drunk, as long as you save your fall gracefully.
6. A comfortable place to sleep is a must for a productive day.
11. Sometimes a slight change in perspective can make the whole world seem better.
13. Always cooperate with the police.
16. Keep your doctor appointments; you will thank yourself later.
17. Take your time. It’s about the journey not the destination.*
*This is actually a GIF, this sloth just believes in taking his damn time.
18. Fuck the internet. If you need to talk to someone, talk to them face-to-face.
20. Get some snacks and appreciate the universe once in a while.
- The death penalty should still be considered for Colorado theater shooter James Holmes, a jury decided.
- President Obama unveiled a plan that is considered to be "the strongest action ever taken" in the U.S. to combat climate change.
- California Gov. Jerry Brown called for a state of emergency as wildfires burned thousands of acres by Sunday and forced hundreds of evacuations.