3. You’re only as fabulous as you think you are so amp up that self-esteem.
4. It’s OK to get a little too drunk, as long as you save your fall gracefully.
6. A comfortable place to sleep is a must for a productive day.
11. Sometimes a slight change in perspective can make the whole world seem better.
13. Always cooperate with the police.
16. Keep your doctor appointments; you will thank yourself later.
17. Take your time. It’s about the journey not the destination.*
*This is actually a GIF, this sloth just believes in taking his damn time.
18. Fuck the internet. If you need to talk to someone, talk to them face-to-face.
20. Get some snacks and appreciate the universe once in a while.
- The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan called the hospital bombing that killed 22 people "a mistake." ›
- Takaaki Kajita and Arthur McDonald won the Nobel Prize in physics for their discovery that neutrinos have mass. ›
- In a Vanity Fair interview, Rihanna said Rachel Dolezal, who identifies as black even as her parents insist she was born white, "was a bit of a hero." ›