3. You’re only as fabulous as you think you are so amp up that self-esteem.
4. It’s OK to get a little too drunk, as long as you save your fall gracefully.
6. A comfortable place to sleep is a must for a productive day.
10. Good friends make everything better.
11. Sometimes a slight change in perspective can make the whole world seem better.
12. It’s important to take some time to contemplate life.
13. Always cooperate with the police.
16. Keep your doctor appointments; you will thank yourself later.
17. Take your time. It’s about the journey not the destination.*
*This is actually a GIF, this sloth just believes in taking his damn time.
18. Fuck the internet. If you need to talk to someone, talk to them face-to-face.
19. Carpooling is a simple and fun way to help the environment.
20. Get some snacks and appreciate the universe once in a while.
25. Always stay curious; it’s fun to be surprised by things.
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