1. A candy connoisseur
Requirements: Nice demeanor, knows a good treat without being tempted to eat it.
Requirements: Must be able to tell the weather immediately, be it with tongue or eyes.
5. Best Friend
Requirements: Good listener, willingness to embarrass yourself with friend.
7. Milk Tester
Requirements: Must not be lactose intolerant and/or provide your own lactaid.
Requirements: Chill personality, loves food and bein’ in a stroller.
11. Umbrella Gentleman
Requirements: Willingness to sit in the rain, waiting for you to get off the bus and walk you home.
12. Social Media Guru
Requirements: Understanding of social media sites as well as a mug made for web cams.
Requirements: Willingness to get creative with pre-established gardening techniques.
Requirements: Keen eye for sniffin’ out crime/veiled threats.
Requirements: Love of lookin’ out windows and thinkin’ thoughts.
20. Reality T.V. Star
Requirements: Loves screaming “I HATE DRAMA”, is not here to make friends.