1. The only time you ever use your TV is to stream YouTube videos.
2. You wait impatiently for a new video to appear in your subscription box, exhausting the refresh button in the process.
3. You spend money you don't have on YouTubers' merch.
4. And you have childlike excitement when you see another person wearing the same merch as you.
5. Your daily routine is pretty much: breakfast, YouTube, lunch, YouTube, dinner, YouTube.
6. You try to make jokes based on specific videos, but there's never any laughter because no one gets it.
7. One of your biggest goals in life is to go to a YouTube convention.
8. You're somehow able to cure your boredom by watching YouTubers do the most mundane activities.
9. When a YouTuber announces they're broadcasting live, your schedule suddenly changes.
10. You have trouble explaining to others why you enjoy watching strangers on the internet.
11. And you spend even more time with strangers in the YouTube fandoms on Tumblr every day.
12. You feel stressed out when you're behind on watching daily vlogs.
13. And you feel neglected when your favorite YouTuber hasn't uploaded in a while.
14. You say goodbye to productivity when you find a new YouTuber and have to watch every single video on their channel.
15. You always want to watch just "one more video" before doing anything else.
16. And after your 20th video, you're shocked by how much time has gone by.
17. You watch that old, funny favorite you've seen 100 times whenever you have a bad day.
18. You wonder how some people have never heard of your favorite YouTubers.
19. But you never hesitate to show them your favorite videos, and if they don't enjoy them, well then, they're wrong.
20. You've memorized their upload schedules and it makes you excited for the week ahead.
21. You follow YouTubers on all social media, because watching videos of their lives daily just isn't quite enough.
22. Your idea of a perfect Friday night is being at home with YouTube.
23. And you find genuine comfort in knowing that YouTube is always there at the end of the day.
