1.
When Billy hallucinated and found his nemesis, the giant penguin:
2.
And when he yelled at a faucet while drunkenly getting ready for an important dinner:
3.
When Billy's dad told him there was big news he needed to know:
4.
When Ms. Lippy read the class a story and Billy couldn't accept the ending:
5.
When Billy and his friends pranked this poor old guy:
6.
And the old guy found out it was another flaming bag of "poop":
7.
When Billy's fellow first grader insulted his favorite video game:
8.
When the janitor, who was asked to spy on Billy, wasn't much help:
9.
When Billy spelled "couch" correctly:
10.
But couldn't handle the challenge of writing on the blackboard:
11.
When the bus driver snapped after being hit with a sandwich:
12.
When this lady told us too much information during the field trip:
13.
When the creepy lunch lady wanted to serve more sloppy joes:
14.
When a simple "wrong" would've done just fine during the decathlon:
15.
When he'd had enough of Eric's insults:
16.
When high school wasn't as fun as Billy remembered:
17.
And when Billy's former classmate was excited to get there:
