It’s not “down the shore”… it’s “downa shoor”. And yizzle hafta remember next time to mention Frank’s Soda and hizzoner Mayor Rizzo…

The ‘Captain Beefheart’ sounds quite tasty…

You know what Mom and Dad should do? Gather together and ship these ungrateful, whiney, adolescent assholes off to some gruesome Southeast Asian sweatshop; where they’ll be stripped of their posessions, beaten at the first sign of insolence and forced to live in cramped, ramshackle barracks where every other day they’ll be paid half a bowl of rice seasoned with rotted fish-heads and water-bugs as they are forced to work hellish 18 hour shifts,….. assembling iPods, iPads and iPhones to sell to the West.