Jaguar Nightshadow

The idea seems simple: take a logo and make it into a motorbike. Well, that doesn't work for just any logo—can you image riding a badass motorbike in the shape of a toilet paper kitten? Luckly, Jaguar has a fierce logo that's begging to be ridden. Built by Massow Custom Cycles, the Nightshadow is a 1200cc, one-of-a-kind design that sells for a mere $567,000.

Harley Davidson Limobike

If you love Harleys but are too prissy to roll up in a pack of hogs, check out their Limobike. It's Harley in the front, limo in the back. This custom-built vehicle can comfortably hold up to 8 passengers and is perfect for classy arrivals to premieres, galas and grand openings of BBQ joints. Not sure what the driver looks like, though.

Uno Motorcycle

If you think people weaving around town on unicycles are weird, check out this Segway/crotch-rocket hybrid. It looks like it has one wheel, but it actually has two wheels placed side by side. There are no controls other than an on/off switch, so you control the movement by shifting your weight—even to turn. When you lean left or right, the independent suspension allows one wheel to move up inside the body while the other remains in contact with the ground, so it leans like a motorbike. The farther you lean, the faster it goes. The Uno probably won't be a hit with the tattoos and skulls crowd, but it's eco-friendly nature makes it perfect for commuting.

World's Longest Motorcycle

If speed and looks aren't a big deal to you, you'll be pleased with the world's longest motorcycle. The 14 metre long motorcycle tops out at 48.3 kilometres per hour and resembles offspring of a scooter and a bridge. There are only 2 seats on the bike and it takes six lanes to make a turn, but whatever. It's a record breaking-bike and that makes it instantly cool (sort of).

Hamburger Motorcycle

Calling yourself a motorcycle enthusiast is socially acceptable. Calling yourself a hamburger enthusiast is not. But when you take the best of both worlds, you end up with a product that's so lame it's inherently cool. The creator of the Hamburger Motorcycle, Harry Sperl of Daytona Beach, tricked out his Harley with the best accessories: lettuce, tomato and melted cheese. Plus, the top bun flips up, just like a real hamburger.

Snow Chopper

Think of this as a GT Sno Racer for adults, only made from scraps found at an Antarctic station. Bob Sawicki and Toby Weisser, two dudes who maintain snowmobiles at the US Logistics Hub, used the engine and track from a wrecked 1981 Ski-Doo, crowbars and bent pipes for the chassis and two fire extinguishers as fuel. Even though it's made from junk, it has a top speed of 30 to 35 mph (on snow).

Dodge Tomahawk

The Tomahawk is a four-wheeled concept vehicle produced by Dodge. It's powered by a 500-horsepower Viper V-10 engine, giving it a top speed of nearly 400 miles per hour. Not sure if anyone would volunteer to test that fact, but it's nice to brag about. Neiman Marcus once sold hand-built examples via catalogue, but with a price tag of $555,000 only 9 or so have ever been sold.

Shoe Motorcycle

Whoever said motorbikes aren't girly obviously hasn't seen this one. It was built to promote a shoe sale at Marshall's, but I think it's perfect for commuting to and from work. Not sure if it's my size, but it looks comfortable, does it not?

You can't ride a freaky motorcycle with a boring old helmet. These unusual melon covers can also be printed with maps, walnuts and other assorted body parts. Ride on!