2. It’s Sunday and you wake up with and reintroduce yourself to a new sex partner.
3. You check your phone.
You only have 23% because drunk you never plugs sober you’s shit in.
5. But both agree that brunch is where couples go to drown others in their happiness.
So your sex partner goes home.
6. Lying in bed, you debate bathing for nearly 2 hours.
But you’re a Cinnamon Bun. So you won’t be showering today.
8. You make yourself a Sunday grocery list.
9. The woman at Whole Foods asks “Is this all for you?”
11. Prepare to reject any and all social interaction with the outside world.
13. Prepare to listen to the soundtrack of Vicky Christina Barcelona.
Scar Jo is so artsy.
15. Look at your orange wedge!
17. Look at your Marathon Television choice!
“I just can’t see past the wallpaper.”
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